Still Alive

Still Alive

(Parody of Still Alive by Jonathan Coulton)

This was a triumph

I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

Horcrux magic

I do what I must

Because I can

For the good of none of you

Except the ones who are dead

But there's no sense

Crying over every mistake

I'll just keep on trying

'Til Potter is baked

And the magic is done

Harry Potter is gone

And no muggles are still alive

I'm not even angry

I'm being so sincere right now

Even though my spell backfired

And killed me

Tore my soul to pieces

And placed every piece into a [like I'd tell you]

As they died it hurt because I was so happy for me

Now these horcruxes are a beautiful find

They just keep me living

When I run out of time

So I'm glad I got burned

Think of all the things I've learned

To kill muggles who are still alive

Go ahead and leave me

It's not like you'll get very far

Maybe you'll find someone who will save you

Maybe Harry Potter

THAT WAS A JOKE

HA HA FAT CHANCE

Anyway, this mark is great

Pain inflicting at whim

Look at me still plotting

When there's killing to do

When I look out there

It makes me glad I'm not you

I've experiments to run

There are curses to be done

On the muggles who are still alive

And believe me I am still alive

Due to horcruxes I'm still alive

Defeating death and I'm still alive

While you're dying I'll be still alive

And when you're dead I will be still alive

Still alive

Still alive