Prank Men

Prank Men

To the tune of: Piano Man

It's the last day of our OWLS

Everyone is stressing out.

My textbooks are piled next to me.

And all I want to do is shout.

Hermione says we need to study more.

Though we’re not really sure where to start.

Books are challenging and heavy,

And you know that they're ready

To do their mischievous part.

Oh, la di da di di da da

La da di di da da dum

Now I'll sing you a song of two brothers,

Twins without a care.

Cause we're all in the mood for another joke,

'Cept Malfoy who has pink hair.

Now George & Fred are friends of ours.

They prank and cause laughs for a fee.

And because they are silly,

I laugh my butt off,

As long as the prank's not on me.

They said mind what you eat and remain alert

As you never know what they'll replace.

And if your not careful,

You'll earn the reward

Of a spotted and color changing face.

Oh, la di da di di da da

La da di di da da dum

Now I'll sing you a song of two brothers,

Who don't know how to fight fair.

Cause we're all in the mood for another joke,

'Cept Malfoy who has orange hair.

Gryffindor has our favorite supporters,

As they laugh, guffaw, and cheer.

I don’t know what we’d do,

Without them to,

Help buy all our pranking gear.

And Slytherin is dancing around,

As their shoes are enchanted to move

Threats of death can be inspiring,

To keep us out of reach of their groove.

There’s a pretty big crowd here in the entrance hall

To watch fireworks is why we're all here. '

We’ll continue to laugh at Professor Umbridge.

As the twins hop their brooms to disappear.

Cuz they’ve got lots of goals and pranks to cause.

There’s no room in this school anymore.

They’re going to keep going,

No matter what comes,

With they're help we can settle the score.

Oh, la di da di di da da

La da di di da da dum

Now I'll sing you a song of two brothers,

With lots of pranks to share.

Cause we're all in the mood for another joke,

'Cept Malfoy who has rainbow hair.