I Feel Like A Wizard

A Weasley Twin Debut

Wizards, Witches, and Magical Creatures of All Shapes And Sizes, put your wands in the air and make some noise for the George and Fred Weasley debut. For our Magical Airwaves listeners Fred has just cast some sort of spell on his vocal cords. I feel we are all in for a treat.

I'm going out tonight - I'm feelin' alright
Gonna cause some trouble
Wanna make some noise
Really cause a stir
Make someone scream and shout
Nobodies watching - make a concoction
Get a little outta line
I ain't gonna act wizardly correct
I only wanna have a good time
The best thing about being a wizard
Is the prerogative
To have a little fun and...

Oh, oh, oh go totally crazy
Forget the Ministry
Canary creams – trick sweets
Oh, oh, oh really go wild - yeah
Doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh get in the action - create the attraction
Extendable Ears
Buy what you dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free
Yeah, to make some more fake wands

George and I need a break
Tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need our O.W.L.s
We only wanna chance
To make Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes

The best thing about being a wizard
Is the prerogative
To have a little fun and...

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy
Canary creams – trick sweets
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild – yeah, doin’ it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, create the attraction
Extendable Ears
Buy what you dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free
Yeah, to make some more fake wands

My Demise

by Ghost Chasers
Moaning Myrtle's Story

1943
Oh, woe is me
Olive Hornby
Teasing me.

Sniff
Sob
The tears run down
As my pain I try to drown.

Ssssssssssssssssssssssss
Yellow eyes
Ssssssssssssssssssssssss
Are my demise
Sssssssssssssssssss

Helena Ravenclaw

by Ghost Chasers

The wit of others

You did want

With your scorn

The Baron you did taunt.

You stole his breath away,

He thought you stunning.

But his affections

You were always shunning.

Envious child

Diadem thief

You caused your mother

So much grief.

Fled to Albania

Wishing to escape

The Baron's hunting

And your fate.

He traveled far

He found you there

Hoping that his love

You would share

But your scorn

Would never bend

Thus your life

He did end.

Oh Helena Ravenclaw

A ghost you then became

Hogwarts your home now

The Grey Lady is your name.

The Grey Lady is your name.

The Grey Lady is your name.

Nearly Headless Nick

by Ghost Chasers

Nick, Nick, Nick, Nearly Headless
Nick, Nick, Nick, Nearly Headless
Nick, Nick, Nick, Nearly Headless
Nick, Nick, Nick, Nearly Headless
Nick, Nick, Nick, Nearly Headless
Nick, Nick, Nick, Nearly Headless
Nick, Nick, Nick, Nearly Headless Nick

Concentrate
Concentrate

Straighten Her Teeth
Straighten Her Teeth

Concentrate
Concentrate

Straighten Her Teeth
Straighten Her Teeth

Concentrate
Concentrate

Nick, Nick, Nick, Nearly Headless
Nick, Nick, Nick, Nearly Headless
Nick, Nick, Nick, Nearly Headless Nick
Nearly Headless Nick
Nearly Headless Nick

Sir Nickolas de Mimsy-Porpington

On that fateful Halloween
Fourteen - ninety-two
Dear old Nick barely kept his head
For on the eve before
Lady Grieve his magic did implore
And he will regret helping her forevermore.

Why Are You Gone?

by Ghost Chasers

Cedric Diggory Cedric Diggory Cedric Diggory Cedric Diggory (repeating)

Oh Why, why are you gone?
Oh Why must we sing this sad song?
Cedric Diggory
You were taken much to soon.
Why, why, why are are you gone?
Why, why, why are are you gone?

(repeating) Cedric Diggory Cedric Diggory Cedric Diggory Cedric Diggory

Goyle

Goyle, Goyle, giant boil,
What a fool are you.
Following around that Malfoy clown,
Like you haven't got a clue.
With directions in hand
You still don't know what to do
Don't you have an ounce of wit?
Some spot in your brain still firing?
Understanding my song
For you must be quite tiring.
Even when everyone knows
That I am quite inspiring.
Don't run that way
I'd rather not miss
The look on your face
From a water balloon kiss.

Spineless Snape

Silly little Snape
Half-Blood Prince
At the sight of Black
Will always wince.

Shadow of Lily
Enemy of James
Always gets caught
In his torturous game.

He infuriates you
What'll you do Snape?
Mope in the dungeons?
What use are you Snape?

Creating spells you'll never use
As spineless as a little snake.
Haven't you realized
Your mistake?

[laughter]

Yes, spineless as a snake.