Potter ABCs by Peeves the Pest

A

Boy who loved

Cannot escape

Dumbledore's

Ever watchful eye

For every slip up

Goofy

Hiccup

I'll always gladly tell

Just to see Dobby's

Kitchen rant arguring

Loudly that

Master Potter would

Never do that

Oh

Potter it's easy I'm

Quite proud to say

Rambling on about you all day

Say isn't

That Ginny it is

Useless to hide your admiring gaze

Very fun it will be to tell to

Weasley that his

X-best friend wants his

Younger sister for his girl

Zing!